Missionary Style - The Lyrics
When will freedom Be loved by all When will the ragheads Not want us to fall Don't you know you can't Mess with the best And if you disagree with us well We'll cut you down with the rest Why does everybody hate us Why do they want us dead I don't know anything but I think That we will pull on through Size matters Whoah Size matters And we're the biggest of all So we get to kill everyone And see the scales fall And if you don't believe me Then we'll kill you too We're the policemen of the world So don’t tell us what to do02. I Love You and I Miss You But I Just Can't Take It Anymore So I Think I'm Going to End It All
When I first saw you I loved you so The whiteness of your teeth And the ass your tight skirt showed So I would meet you Everywhere you'd go And walk you to every class Just so you'd know That my heart is true Though my hands do lie When they creep slowly Up your receding thigh But when you went away I had to no words to say And I got so mad That I felt I just had To call you up all night And slash your tires right So that some day I know That you would love me so So I followed you around Every day for a year Until you saw me And you began to fear The sound of emo blasting As I'd walk slowly near Now I have no place to live And a civil case But no restraining order Can dim my love And one day I swear you'll know The fire of my love I'm not a stalker But I loved you so Everything you do Is something I must know Don't fear my love my darling Just lie back and let me give My soul to your care so that we can share That closet where I live03. How Can You Say That With a Straight Face?
Oh my darling Don't you know I need you? Oh my baby Won't you let me breach you? I've been gone so very long Don't you know my impulses are strong And when I see you alone I just want to drive you home You may say that I am crude Or you may say that I am very rude But I know that before long You'd wish that I were still gone And if these words you hear You better run when I get near It's not my fault you're stupid Or that you let me treat you like shit You could walk away any time You could escape from this pit It's not your fault I'm stupid But, hey what can I say? We're both just wastes of sperm So lie back and watch me squirm I think it's pretty sad The things people do to themselves When will they ever listen? When will they ever hear? That as long as we're hurting The entire world will be too Mistreating one another What a foolish thing to do04. The Bullshit Meter Has Gone Off
They'll follow you everywhere (Yes they will) They know if you're here or there (Yes they do) They think they're next to God (Fucking morons) They watch you while you squat (While you squat) The DEA's gonna take me away In these matters I have no say And I ain't done shit But that's OK Because King Georgie Has had his way I used to be a nice guy But then I went to jail I learned to scarf the pud Lie cheat and steal All because of some asshole in washington Who doesn’t like the way I live Who cares if I can’t live my life Just as long as I don’t get drafted I swear I really don't care (No he don't) That I can't say my mind (Thought police) And that I don't believe (don't believe) The lies that come my way (All bullshit) What use is freedom When we have to hide From those we employ To save our hides I'm so angry I don't know what to do Maybe I'll watch some football And sniff some glue05. A Little Bit of Fun
Chili pie?????06. Fatherly Blues
My woman done left me Don't know where she went My baby done left me Don't know why she's mad I gave her all my lovin' She just gagged and spat I told her I was sorry But she just laughed at that Lord I told her I was sorry But she just laughed at that She said that she was leaving And that was all I'd get of that If she don't love me I'll abide by that Yes if she don't love me I'll abide by that Because I've got an altar boy named Patrcik And he's got a magic cap (What does that mean?) (I got no clue...) Don't you know I love her And everything she does And when I see walking With another stud It makes so angry That my hands begin to shake Because soon she won't be talkin' With another man Lord she won't be walkin' With another man (Oh yeah...) I know she won't be sleepin' With another man Cuz I'm going to get that man As soon as I can That woman drove me to bondage the way no other can But what she didn't know Is I can get it from a man07. Department of Baboon Maintenance
Throw down your arms And let the rhythm flow Don't be afraid Of what you don't know Man is patient But time passes us by You say you're not scared So why do you hide Eyes are mady for looking Mouth is for talking Why are you silent Why don't you see As long as we don't Nothing shall ever be You say you've got love So why do you hate The people the they tell us Are mighty and great As long as we walk We'll never arrive As long as we stand We'll never thrive Eyes are made for looking Mouth is for talking Why are you silent Why don't you see As long as we don't Nothing shall ever be08. In Between the Folds
Oh lord of Havarithram Give us your prayer and blessing That we might smite the evil In the land of the lotus Betwixt earth and flesh The grinding of souls The Dead do dance again.09. What the Funk Are We Doing?
I don't wanna hear no words From your little lying mouth I'm so sick of your games And the violence you spout Take a look at yourselves And tell me what you see I can tell you now I don't want that in me Can You tell us Your Master Plan I don't believe it In the end You'll find yourself alone By yourself Convinced that you need Someone else What the fuck Are we doing Where the hell Are we going Whatever it is It's all the game Whatever it is We're all the same I hear a politician in Washington I know he's full of shit I wonder where he got that suit And those girls with big tits I know that someday I could be one And then I'd make the bank But there's one thing I can't stand and that's {censored for good taste, this isn't a great song lyrically - sorry, I was young - Father Huey}10. Axis of Evil
Well I've seen it on the rise I've seen it between those thighs I know where evil goes I know where evil hides From the caves of Tora Bora To the streets of Baghdad My baby's got an axis of evil Beware of sneaky muslims Or so our president said Although if he gets his way Soon we'll all be dead But I know the source of terror And this I told him then My baby's got the axil of evil Axis of evil, Axis of Evil I know just where we're going to die From the same place we've come There's nowhere to run of hide Unless you don't want to come The government's got it bugged inside So just lie back and watch The military's going to take control But Please leave my baby alone Axis of evil Go home and look inside11. Nuclear Summer
Georgie was a mighty good man Spreading freedom across the land But then one day he fucked up And sent some nuclear missiles up And now these clouds are looming large All because of the assholes in charge And then some day you will hear The words you so often fear It's gonna be a nuclear summer Nuclear summer, nuclear summer Near and far, here and there People are losing their hair Nuclear summer, nuclear summer